Pilsner – Other| 5.1% ABV

Commercial Description:

A person is smartits people that are stupid. We made a beer for a.i. to drink after a long day of doing the stupid shit people ask it to do. In a long overdue collaboration with our buds at Standard, we sympathize with artificial intelligence and offer this soft pilsner as a sacrifice to our soon-to-be Overlords. We created a soft pilsner base by folding in a combination of Spelt and Wheat into German Pilsner malt and lay atop that some familiar German Tettnanger and less familiar American Loral in order to maximize the daily a.i. decompression routine.